maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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