I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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