Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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