maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just want to make out with him forever
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
