I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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