BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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