i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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