Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Randomize
