Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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