Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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