New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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