The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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