Pappa wants mamma naked
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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