thus making me awesome and them whores
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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