i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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