Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
