i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
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