check it out our google latitudes are spooning
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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