Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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