i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
where are my eyebrows?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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