are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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