Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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