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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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