the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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