Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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