so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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