Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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