were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
is wine microwaveable?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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