I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
