I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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