Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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