this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
