I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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