for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It's rum buckets o'clock
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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