i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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