hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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