omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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