I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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