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And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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