Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
this hospital has no fireball
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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