i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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