11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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