if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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