No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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