6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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