It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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