Dual....:-)
I need to stop coming to work sober
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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