Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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