My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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