how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
