honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
God I need to hump something, right now.
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