Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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