We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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