He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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